Back when I was in elementary school, my family took an annual vacation to my grandparents’ house in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Being that my dad has 6 brothers and sisters, my grandparents’ house was quite large and included a sweeping upstairs loft, large dining and kitchen area, and huge basement that ran along the entire foundation of the house.

During the day, my cousins and I would play games like House and School in the basement, having plenty of fun in our make believe world. However, we always remained acutely aware of the terror lurking on the other side of the room. You see, the basement was separated in half by a curtain that marked the division between the “living” space and the “storage” space. The storage space was, of course, where all the monsters and killers lived, just waiting for a ball to roll on their side of the curtain so that they could suck our brains out.

I think that most children have a healthy fear of their grandparents’ basement. If it isn’t the dank, spidery corners, it’s the pungent aroma of mothballs, or the creepy porcelain dolls lying around with their fingers broken off. When it comes to grandparents’ basements, not knowing what’s in there can be just as scary as knowing what’s in there. That’s because in the catacombs of elderly relatives’ basements, there are always plenty of scary beings lurking, both real and imagined.

One thing is certain: no matter how scary your grandparents’ basement may be, just don’t make the mistake of asking Grandma where all that crap came from. You’ll be subjected to an entire afternoon of “when I was a little girl” stories, which is truly the most frightening thought of all.

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Ways to look younger and restore a more zestful, youthful appearance are the overdone subjects of beauty magazines and afternoon talk shows these days. Chuck ‘em in the trash – it’s futile. Cut to the chase and make yourself look like an aged life long chain smoker!

More on that in a moment. First some comments on this need, desire and urge to look younger. Have you noticed? Looking young and radiant is highly desirable in our society today. The reason is people have a negative view on aging. This stems from fear, fear of how drastically a person’s body and appearance can change as they get older, as they age. And a fear that they have little control over their appearance as the years march by. But there are ways to look younger if you are willing to make a few key lifestyle changes. These changes are simple and require some effort, but at the end of the day, it’s more than worth it to adopt healthy habits that can make you look a lot more youthful than you actually are. It all comes down to how you live.

One of the most crucial ways to look younger involves your diet. As the saying goes, you are what you eat! Eating loads of unhealthy food that’s filled with fat, sugar and sodium is a recipe for a health disaster. Therefore it’s wise to avoid these foods that make you gain weight and look older. Unhealthy foods will have a negative impact on your skin as well. One of the best ways to looking younger and healthier is drinking water every day. Keep your body and skin hydrated at all times and you will surely see a difference as you grow older. Another key aspect of looking younger and staying healthier involves regular exercise. Granted, many people despise fitness routines, but regular exercise is imperative for keeping your body in prime condition. The more you stick to a good fitness routine, the younger you will look.

Interested in more basic and simple ways to look younger? Then turn your attention to daily skin care routines. You need to start and maintain a regular facial cleansing and moisturizing system that will help to keep your skin looking radiant and moisturized all the time. If want a skin solution to help you look sickly and older, then keep reading for the solution below!

A key way to look your best and look younger is to maintain good overall health. And there’s no way you can have optimum health if you are a smoker or heavy drinker. Quit the cigarettes and the booze and you will have made amazing strides to better health and looking younger. Alcohol actually poisons your body. Vital organs fail to function properly over time and your health takes a nose dive, as does your appearance. And as for smoking, the toxins in cigarette smoke age your facial skin by breaking down the elastin and collagen. This leads to smoker’s face. Dry, wrinkled, gray skin that makes it look like it’s been run over a thousand times by the lunar rover.

All this talk about diet and exercise and skin health and creams and ways to look younger can be overwhelming. No wonder so many people drink and smoke to help escape from the pressures! But if you’re sick of all the talk and effort about ways to look younger and want to buck the trend, watch this video. It’s a funny commercial on how to get a fast and easy “smokers face”. You too can look like a nicotine addict in minutes. This anti smoking campaign spoof video provides the humorous solution you need.

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There you have it: A bunch of easy ways to look younger, and a way to give you an instant deadly chain smoker gray complexion if you’re sick of looking so healthy.

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The bowlers in the clean funny clip below should have custom bowling shirts that say “No Body Checking Allowed” – may help keep the game friendly!

If you’re like me and you like bowling, then you know that when it comes to custom bowling shirts and general overall fashion sense, we bowlers are often compared to golfers. That’s a bit of a stretch in my opinion. I’ve seen some pretty outrageous clothing combinations out on the fairways and therefore I think the old standby polyester bowling shirt is pretty cool in comparison. What’s more, bowlers usually cannot be found sporting hyper-colored plaid pants that look like they were chosen by a color blind great aunt!

Discover a huge variety of bowling shirts here, all at excellent prices.

I know a bit about personalized bowling apparel because I’ve been in charge of ordering customized bowling shirts for my team for the last couple of years. I try to change up the look and style of the shirts from year to year, while trying to maintain a classic design that will look great both on and off the bowling lanes. I also try to get our men’s bowling polo shirts and t-shirts from a variety of online suppliers. This way I have an excellent idea of which websites offer the best quality shirts at the lowest prices.

Over the years, I have discovered some excellent bowling apparel websites and I’ve received great quality merchandise as a result. These online stores have a few common characteristics.

These quality websites offer a wide selection of bowling shirts in huge variety of designs, styles, and colors. They even include many retro designs which are very popular these days. These sites also offer a nice range of customization options in terms of names and logos. What bowling shirt worth its salt doesn’t have your name embroidered on the chest and your team’s logo on the back? Finally, the sites I’ve ordered from give you very competitive pricing on their bowling shirts and they offer reliable shipping.

As with most aspects of fashion and sportswear, bowling shirt makers now offer many new designs in their shirts to make them appropriate attire for school or casual events, or even just lounging around. This is great news for all bowlers because you are now finding more places stocking these items and carrying them in larger quantities as well. The result is that you can more easily find the bowling shirt you want, the cool style you desire, while keeping prices down.

Perhaps the bowlers in this funny clip should be wearing hockey gear, not bowling shirts! Ouch!!!

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Bowling shirts not only make a fashion statement, they also identify you as a member of your bowling team. But that’s about it! Unfortunately, unless you’re superstitious about such things, you’ll find the kind of bowling shirt you wear will have little impact, positive or negative, on your bowling score. Still, you probably don’t want to just settle for any old shirt you happen to find at discount box store or thrift store. A good shirt can enhance your bowling team camaraderie, and that can definitely help you and your team’s overall score! So, as shown in the video above, there should be no body checking or wrestling on the lanes, but if you do, you’ll look good doing it if you wear a custom bowling shirt!

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Take the subject of roasted coffee beans, add a little creativity, and you end up with a very funny video clip as shown in the coffee ad below.

It’s amazing how many people all around the world love coffee, the most popular drink derived from roasted coffee beans. So many folks enjoy their java, their “cup o’joe” that coffee no doubt is the number one beverage worldwide. For many java lovers, not just any old coffee will do. Aficionados of the caffeinated drink not only have a favorite flavor, they wouldn’t be caught dead with the decaffeinated version. What’s more, they can be quite picky about the coffee beans used since the green coffee beans (the unroasted bean) play a huge role in the making of an awesome latte, espresso, or cappuccino. The coffee industry itself is a worldwide business, even in terms of where the coffee beans are grown and harvested, whether it be Jamaica, Costa Rica, or Ethiopia and Yemen (the home to the very popular coffee arabica).

Of course, the process the makes green beans to roasted coffee beans also plays a role in the ultimate flavor of the coffee drink. And finally, after roasting the coffee beans and grinding them, the way the ground beans are brewed using a coffee machine and the water used also is a major factor in the finished cup of coffee (see the funny video clip below for a quickie one-minute cup of coffee that can be as good as another type of “quickie” – you’ll see what I mean when you watch the video!).

The type of roasted coffee beans is something everyone should really consider before handing over their hard-earned dollars in just any old cup of caffeinated liquid. It doesn’t matter if you’re purchasing coffee beans by the 5lb bag or coffee grounds for home use or buying a latte at the local coffee house. You need to remember that there is so much to choose from. You even have the option of decaf if you want to avoid the effects of caffeine. In a world that virtually runs on espresso and coffee beans, you’ll always have plenty of Joe to pick and choose from. If you have trouble deciding what type of roasted coffee beans to get, browse the web for coffee reviews to get detailed insights on what others find to be great or gross.

Have you ever really took the time to consider the cup of coffee you sip every day? Most people just take it for granted, thinking “coffee is coffee”, and “I just need it to get me started in the morning.” Take a moment to give some real attention to your coffee. Where does it come from or do you make it yourself? If you do produce your own java in-house, then you should think about buying only the freshest coffee beans. In reality they won’t cost you much more that the commercial stuff you’ll find in the local grocery store isles. Many select coffee shops and high-end grocers carry exquisite coffee beans. You can actually purchase them by the pound and enjoy them at your leisure. On the other hand, if you decide to purchase “fresh” coffee beans, look on the bag to see a packaging date. This way you’ll be able to calculate how much longer the beans will be fresh. A general rule of thumb for coffee beans is approximately two weeks.

When you brew your coffee, the machine you use can make all the difference. Check out this funny coffee ad video to see a coffee maker that makes the perfect cup in one minute flat. See how it compares to another popular quickie!

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There’s huge difference between fresh roasted coffee beans and the java you get in air-tight cans at your local grocery store. The truth is that once you try fresh beans that are freshly ground, you’ll likely never go back to old coffee. One way to improve your chances of getting fresh coffee beans is by checking for vacuum sealed bags in coffee shops and chains. Coffee beans that are vacuum sealed get a boost of at least three months to their life span. So, when you go to your local Starbucks coffee shop and buy a Starbuck’s blend, check to be sure it’s vacuum packed for optimum freshness. The instant you open it, the delightful aroma will indicate immediately how fresh it is. And remember, your best coffee drinks will be the end product of pure water, proper brewing, a clean coffee machine, the variety of green coffee beans, and right process to get roasted coffee beans.

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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.

Based on these statistics, the best current investment strategy is to drink heavily and recycle.

It’s called the 401Keg plan.

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If you’re looking for a recipe for homemade lip gloss, you will do well to check out the quick funny video clip below.

My wife hates lipstick. Not that she wears much makeup on a regular basis anyway. But lipstick is a turn-off, so lip gloss is her thing for dressing her lips now. As for negativity toward lipstick, the way it looks and feels turns her off, and she had always struggled to find a shade and sheen that looked really good on her. Those days are long over. She gave up lipstick a long time ago. She’s fine with the color of her lips, but there are days when she looks pale and drawn and the gloss makes her face come alive. And she feels better as a result. The right lip gloss adds just a bit of color without making you look overly made up.

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Compared to lipstick, lip gloss never fails to go on quickly and easily. Try putting on lipstick without a mirror for example. Lip gloss can go on using the tip of your finger and you never worry that it’s going in the wrong place, like above your lip or on your teeth. Try putting lipstick on in a moving car! And if you’re applying clear gloss, you have almost nothing to worry about as far as where it goes.

Another huge advantage lip gloss has over lipstick is that it’s more portable. Ever have lipstick melt in your purse on a hot day? Ask my wife. A nasty gooey mess in that little tube. Lip gloss stays nicely in its container or squeeze tube and melting isn’t a problem since it’s already a liquid. It can help moisturize and soften your lips too, like any good lip balm. And it gives your lips a healthy shine and enhances the natural beauty of almost any face.

Perhaps best of all from a cosmetic point of view, according to my wife, is that with lip gloss you don’t have to fuss about with the color too much. You can get several different colors and the shade will naturally blend in with your lip color. An unnatural color won’t work well of course, but you should be able to find a nice shade of red. To go pink, the result will depend both on how much lip gloss you put on and the natural color of your lips. The bottom line is that it’s an easy way to get some color without having to fuss with it constantly.

You can get lip gloss almost anywhere cosmetics are sold: Online, department stores, grocery stores, pharmacies. Or, you might want to try making your own. Homemade lip gloss might be the way to go if you can just find the right recipe. You can avoid all sorts of nasty chemicals that go into commercial products. You’ll know exactly what’s in your lip gloss since you make it yourself. Here’s a funny video courtesy of the Chasers. You might just pick up a thing or two from this when trying to make your own lip gloss at home.

There you have it: A homemade lip gloss recipe that’s quick and easy to make and easy to put on!

Source: cosmetics video

If you’re looking for a recipe for homemade lip gloss, you will do well to check out the quick funny video clip below.

My wife hates lipstick. Not that she wears much makeup on a regular basis anyway. But lipstick is a turn-off, so lip gloss is her thing for dressing her lips now. As for negativity toward lipstick, the way it looks and feels turns her off, and she had always struggled to find a shade and sheen that looked really good on her. Those days are long over. She gave up lipstick a long time ago. She’s fine with the color of her lips, but there are days when she looks pale and drawn and the gloss makes her face come alive. And she feels better as a result. The right lip gloss adds just a bit of color without making you look overly made up.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/v/JUc7y7yQtWw]

Compared to lipstick, lip gloss never fails to go on quickly and easily. Try putting on lipstick without a mirror for example. Lip gloss can go on using the tip of your finger and you never worry that it’s going in the wrong place, like above your lip or on your teeth. Try putting lipstick on in a moving car! And if you’re applying clear gloss, you have almost nothing to worry about as far as where it goes.

Another huge advantage lip gloss has over lipstick is that it’s more portable. Ever have lipstick melt in your purse on a hot day? Ask my wife. A nasty gooey mess in that little tube. Lip gloss stays nicely in its container or squeeze tube and melting isn’t a problem since it’s already a liquid. It can help moisturize and soften your lips too, like any good lip balm. And it gives your lips a healthy shine and enhances the natural beauty of almost any face.

Perhaps best of all from a cosmetic point of view, according to my wife, is that with lip gloss you don’t have to fuss about with the color too much. You can get several different colors and the shade will naturally blend in with your lip color. An unnatural color won’t work well of course, but you should be able to find a nice shade of red. To go pink, the result will depend both on how much lip gloss you put on and the natural color of your lips. The bottom line is that it’s an easy way to get some color without having to fuss with it constantly.

You can get lip gloss almost anywhere cosmetics are sold: Online, department stores, grocery stores, pharmacies. Or, you might want to try making your own. Homemade lip gloss might be the way to go if you can just find the right recipe. You can avoid all sorts of nasty chemicals that go into commercial products. You’ll know exactly what’s in your lip gloss since you make it yourself. Here’s a funny video courtesy of the Chasers. You might just pick up a thing or two from this when trying to make your own lip gloss at home.

There you have it: A homemade lip gloss recipe that’s quick and easy to make and easy to put on!

Source: cosmetics video

Ok well perhaps not the world’s absolute funnniest but it’s good.

Those of you who like fishing or watching others fish, you’ll like this one.

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But if you liked that one, guaranteed this one will have you rocking in your seat.

There are people who like to touch other people ( you all know someone like that ) and then there are well the animals. See how they all just love to get along in this video.

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Ok well perhaps not the world’s absolute funnniest but it’s good.

Those of you who like fishing or watching others fish, you’ll like this one.

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But if you liked that one, guaranteed this one will have you rocking in your seat.

There are people who like to touch other people ( you all know someone like that ) and then there are well the animals. See how they all just love to get along in this video.

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