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The Top Ten SMS Messages For Men *funny,love SMS and flirting SMS

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

In this day and age, sms messaging and sms text messages (texting) are beginning to have a huge impact on your success with women. The truth is, a man’s success with women comes down to knowing how to send the right sms messages with the right timing and most men are failing miserably!

In my past articles, I have written about crucial laws and key points you must follow in order to become successful at flirting through sms messaging. Today, I’m just going to share some funny sms messages, love sms messages, and flirting sms messages that work great.

These funny sms messages are for men. Some of these text messages won’t make sense to men if they try to rationalize them, however, these sms messages will make you a more desirable man. Point is, women are not rational beings and that is why it’s hard for men to understand them. I would highly suggest you use these sms text messages, it will move you towards having more success with women.

These are the Top 10 flirty sms messages, love sms messages and funny sms messages, enjoy:

1. “Call me if you don’t know what to wear”

2. “Hey, make sure you look cute tonight”

3. “Hey honey, I’m going to be home late. How are the kids?”

4. “Now were you just saying you liked _______ just to get me to like you?”

5. “I would go shopping with you, but I don’t want you to be tempted to make out with me in the dressing room.”

6. “Hey, I was just thinking about you.”

7. “You don’t like __________, I don’t think this is going to work out”

8. “Hey, I was I just thinking about you.”

9. “I met this really cool girl, but she was just too hard to read. I don’t know, you think she likes me?”

10. “Now were you just saying you liked _______ just to get me to like you?”

Now go out and use these sms messages. I’m sure you’ll start to have better responses from women. When you start seeing better results, I would highly suggest immersing yourself in The Ultimate Texting Guide for men. You’ll discover exactly how to build attraction and create sexual tension through sms messaging and sms text messages. It includes over 101 proven, flirty sms messages and a bonus section showing, step-by-step, how to get dates and make successful phone calls. It’s a must read for men in this day and age.

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